Coming to a door handle near you; the latest ad-campaign for WEST SIDE WINDOWS.
Unfortunately the old company truck bit off more than it could chew; coming off rather the worse for wear after an encounter with a Mexican kamikaze.
Luckily I had six million dollars, and I could rebuild him…!
Welcome to Arizona State University.
It is my pleasure to inform you that you have been admitted to Arizona State University for the Fall 2013 semester.
…you have been admitted to the academic major you listed as your first choice (English Literature.)
Congratulations again on your admission.
“NOT BAD FOR A LAD FROM STAMFORD BRIDGE, YORKSHIRE….”
GO SUN DEVILS!!
Today I left my employer of my own free will. Tired of the machinations of the corporate grist-mill, I’m going it alone and have never felt more certain about anything in my life; gone the politics, the in-fighting, petty jealousies and unnecessary stress and strain of acquiescing to budgetary demands and fiscal deadlines. Best of British to those whom I leave behind. I am richer for having known you, and completely aware of what I truly want out of life thanks to our shared experience.
Goodbye and good luck.